Introduction:
Welcome, one and all. Welcome to Horror in Cornwall. Over the passing years, the film, games and television industry has flocked to England's most westerly county to film all manner of ghastly delights. Famous talents, to film in these parts, include Alfred Hitchcock, Sean Connery, Lana Turner, Laurence Olivier and....umm...Arthur Askey (don't ask). Listed below are but a few of the shows, films and theatrical extravaganzas which have shocked, terrified and titillated the world's movie going public. Browse through horrors such as the undead classic 'Plague of the Zombies', the 70's glam version of 'Dracula' or the ominous 'The Omen part III'. If Cornwall was good enough for Lucifer, it's good enough for you. Grab a flashlight, some garlic and a crucifix and walk with us through the Horrors!
Please note: This website is not for the nervous or easily offended.
 
Blood, VooDoo Dollies and Hammer titles. A perfect combination. Urgh! Is that Bjork? Nope. It's 1960's Hammer Horror with Jacqueline Pearce. The Cornish Batman scares the kiddies.


Title: The Plague of the Zombies!
Starring: Andre Morell, Diane Clare & Jacqueline Pearce.
Date: 1966
Type: Film


What is it? : Zombie horror thriller set in isolated Cornwall village.

Description:
The VooDoo Zombies have arrived in deepest Cornwall! Hammer Horror at it's most cheesy and nasty, this 1966 film provides some genuinely shocking gore and frightful zombies. The story revolves around a sadistic country squire who dabbles in voodoo ritual, after returning from a profitable trip to Haiti. He populates the family home, a crumbling manor in the heart of the county, with violent ravishing single men who aid in his scheme to repopulate the disused tin mine with a zombie slave workforce (honest!). The nearby village is expectedly old, eerie and backward, with in-bred yokels, an aloof doctor and mindless drunks. Most believe the horrors taking place in the village, which involve 12 unexplainable deaths, to be caused by evil spirits, the local doctor or diseases brought to the village from outside. The more intelligent characters include 'Alice', played by Blake's 7 dominatrix 'Jacqueline Pearce', who meets with an unfortunate end in the village graveyard. With long black lank hair, staring eyes and a deathly pale face the viewer will no doubt see one of the roots of the overused 'creepy Japanese girl' cliche made popular in the late 90's and early 00's.

Good for Cornwall:
The local vicar is accommodating, and even offers the use of his extensive library to new comers. His collection include suspicious tomes regarding necromancy, voodoo and satanism, (my kind of vicar!) The local pub seems nice enough, with a diplomatic landlord and local ales. The tin industry is still alive and well, even if it's manned by the undead!

Bad for Cornwall:
The good 'ol in-bred locals stereotype is in full use throughout the film, from bumbling policemen to idiotic farm hands. The league of 'evil' eligible bachelors indulge in fox hunting, rape and murder, while hanging out together at the Hamilton Manor.

Real locations used:
Probably none. The Hammer studio doubles for interiors, while the moorland scenes could have been filmed anywhere!

Horror rating: 8/10 (off with her head!)

 
The Fish People are coming! Toxic Waters around Cornwall. Watery graves. Inbred fishing folk.


Title: Doomwatch
Starring: Ian Bannen, Judy Geeson.
Date: 1972
Type: Film

What is it? : Eco-horror where Cornish fisher-folk turn into fish monsters!

Description:
When grossly oversized fish are caught by fishermen off the shore of Balfe, a remote and isolated island, the governmental watchdog agency known as Doomwatch is called in to investigate. Doctor Del Shaw finds that the village community is exhibiting higher than average incidents of a horrifically disfiguring condition known as acromegaly, and he soon discovers that the condition is being caused by the military illegally dumping chemicals in the surrounding waters of the island, turning the people who eat the fish caught in these waters into cannibalistic mutants…

This 'Doomwatch' movie is a big budget (well, maybe I should say 'bigger budget') version of the (then) popular TV series of the same name. As far as I know, this is the one and only film spin-off, for which we should be very thankful. Unlike the mighty Quatermass series, Doomwatch didn't translate too well to film, with poor direction, bad scripting and a fishy story with nowhere to go.


Good for Cornwall:
Umm....lots of fresh fish to eat? It's a long shot, given that the fishy food is the cause of the problem. Doomwatch, it seems, has nothing nice to say about Cornwall. If the cannibals don't get you, there's always an opportunity for public humiliation at the hands of uneducated and inbred freaks.

Bad for Cornwall:
Loads! The locals are hostile, rude and unwelcoming. The food is ghastly and likely to turn you into a cannibalistic lunatic, who rampages across the landscape looking for fresh meat. Nice. Don't expect a warm welcome, or food, or water, or even the local vicar to be nice. Not only is he deeply unpleasant, he also keeps his mutating daughter locked away in the attic. All things bright, and beautiful..

Real locations used:
Polperro is often mentioned as a location for Doomwatch, but I can't spot it myself. I've viewed the DVD several times and can't spot a single location. The other popular location, Mevagessy, is supposedly featured throughout the film. I can't guarantee that fact, as I have yet to visit that corner of the county.

Horror rating: 4/10 (there's something fishy going on)

 
Dracula! In Cornwall. Dracula looking a bit bored. Abracadabra. Not the world's scariest Dracula.


Title: Dracula
Starring: Laurence Olivier, Donald Pleasance and Frank Langella.
Date: 1978
Type: Film

What is it? : Dracula legend 70's style, with scenes filmed in Cornwall.

Description:
Look at those names! Langella, Olivier and Donald Pleasance. It's a great cast. Following the popular stage version, Johan Badham's late seventies movie is more romantic style piece than blood gushing horror. The cast are as impressive as the Cornish location filming, seen at key moments throughout the film. Tintagel's crumbling grandeur is a suitable backdrop for this stylised romp, and oozes majesty. It is fitting that Tintagel should feature, being the (possible) birth place of Arthur Pendragon and the many myths that surround him. Deep under the castle, Merlin's Cove is a location that any Transalvanian vamp can be proud of. Additional scenes were shot at the spectacular St. Michael's Mount.

Good for Cornwall:
Very! If it's good enough for the worlds poshest vampire it's good enough for us. The castle, and St. Michaels's Mount, are top class tourist attractions, and for good reason!

Bad for Cornwall:
Well, there is the small matter that Bram Stoker set Dracula in Whitby, Yorkshire, and NOT Cornwall. The county is often used as a backdrop for somewhere else, with Dracula being no exception. Apart from that, the county is served very well.

Real locations used:
Tintagel can be found on the county's North Coast, while the monastery for Saint Michael can be found on the island of the same name.

Horror rating: 6/10
(a drag vamp rather than a vicious monster)

 
The Lost Crown. Find one soon, while stocks last! A miserable looking wraith...ghosts just don't make the effort, these days. Cross my palm with silver, says Nanny Noah. Things haven't been the same in Talland Bay, since Richard and Judy moved in....I guess this must be one of thier 'Book Group'.


Title: The Lost Crown: a ghost-hunting adventure
Starring: Lorraine Marsh (Nanny Noah), Matt Clark (Prof. Hardacre) & Emma Harry (Lucy Reubans).
Date: 2008
Type: Interactive Film and Ghost Story

What is it? : A spooky interactive film (game) with Cornish locations and creepy folk tales.

Description:
"Travel to a fog shrouded, almost forgotten town...to aid a reluctant hero....uncover stories of a long fabled Crown...there are those that will help, while others mean harm...whether alive or dead...for The Lost Crown was destined for only one head..."

There is an ancient treasure, hidden out there in our haunted landscape...but, are you the one to find it? Others have tried, and failed...not though lack of effort and skill, but because someone, or something, has stopped them...dead.

Join Nigel Danvers & Lucy Reubans, treasure seekers and ghost hunters, on his adventure through the murky world of Saxton, England, as he seeks answers from a mysterious world inhabited by the living, but haunted by the dead.

Good for Cornwall: Very! Many real loactions (Looe, Polperro, Morwellham and Talland Bay) make an appearance, looking untouched by the garbage of modernity. Jonathan Boakes (me) spent 3 years creating visuals devoid of road signs, bins, ugly lamp posts and scaffolding style hand rails (whose idea were those, the lunatic?!).

Bad for Cornwall:
Umm, a few people do meet horrible deaths in The Lost Crown, and a whole town finds its cats have been catnapped and skinned alive...but, why dwell on these things? Oh, also, the local graveyard has been destroyed by the floods...so the bodies have begun floating into the busy harbour! Not good.

Real locations used:
Looe, Polperro (massively, to be the town of Saxton, the main location), also Duloe and it's local Windsor Woods, Trelawne Woods and Stocks Lane. Morwellham Quay, just over the border in Devon. Talland Bay Church and graveyard. Kilminorth Woods (www.myspace.com/kilminorthwoods).

Horror rating:
Can't say. I wrote the thing! But, JustAdventure gave it an A+, and Amazon seem to love it.

 
Red splatter titles. Gothic horror. Boo! Is that Brian May?


Title: Crucible of Terror
Starring: Mike Raven, Mary Maude & James Bolam.
Date: 1971
Type: Film

What is it? : Possessed Cornish artist turns corpses into sculpture.

Description:
The hopelessly miscast 'Raven' leads this video nasty, from the early 70's. The story, as it is, sees an artist possessed by the evil spirits who dwell in the local tin mine. A catastrophic accident saw several deaths in the mine, some years before. Residual malevolent forces consume the mind of the nearby sculptor, and force him to kill several victims in increasingly brutal style. There's screwdriver stabbings, heads beaten in with rocks, death by acid filled boat and wrist slashing. The artist then coats the corpses in an unpleasant looking gunk and pours molten metal into the body via the eyeballs. Eeewww! Not nice at all.

Good for Cornwall:
The landscape photography is great! The hills and moors look suitably brooding. The artist may be a sadistic killer, but the film does show that Cornwall is a melting pot (sorry, couldn't resist) for hot new talent!

Bad for Cornwall:
Hmm. The deaths are deeply unpleasant, while there's a big hint that old tin mines are evil pits harbouring vengeful ghosts.

Real locations used:
Lots of location filming around St. Agnes, Jericho Valley and the Blue Hills.

Horror rating: 8/10
(House of Wax meets Country Craft Fair)

 
BEHEMOTH! The Sea Monster. Is that the Boscarn Hotel in the background?! Screaming B-Movie Girls. The Woolwich Ferry has a bad turn.


Title: Behemoth The Sea Monster (or The Giant Behemoth)
Starring: Gene Evens, Andre Morel & Leigh Madison.
Date: 1959
Type: Film

What is it? : Classic sea-monster madness, as a beast emerges from the Cornish waters.

Description:
A prehistoric monster is awoken as mankind dumps radioactive waste into the oceans of the world. The beast exhibits huge strength, stamina and can project electric shocks and radioactive beams. It terrorises the Cornish coast, smashing, zapping and stamping on all that stand in its way. After trashing the county, the beast makes its way to the capital city of London, where the military are powerless to act. It is discovered that if the creature is destroyed with conventional weaponry it would spread a dangerous amount radioactive contamination over the entire country. Cripes!


The Monster was here!

New Note: I finally managed to track down a copy of the film, and look forward to an official release in Britain. Looe was used extensively throughout the first half of the film, with scenes including: The beach, Hannafore Lanes huge brick arches, the quayside. Further locations used include the cliff top graveyard at Talland Bay, the back streets of Polperro, as well as the winding path behind Polperro's Blue Peter pub.

Old Note: (Original Text: Sadly, I haven't seen this movie. I would love to get hold of a copy, as I suspect the Cornish seaside town mentioned is our very own home town of 'Looe'. The few images I have been able to find throw some light on the film, and reveal that the seafront (which is very familiar to all who live here) is visible over the shoulder of the gentleman with the skin complaint. It would be an amazing experience to see the town, that I know and love, being trampled by a 50 foot claymation (stop motion) monster!).


Good for Cornwall:
Yes, actually. The fishing folk may be disgruntled, but they are not inbred lunatics. The appalling Doomwatch movie should have learnt from this example. Also, the fishing industry is alive, well and prospering.

Bad for Cornwall:
Like many 1950's B'Movies, the story comments on the increase in pollution, toxic waste dumping and the dangers of scientific ignorance.The beast emerges from the sea at Looe, which suggests our water is a thick soup of lethal chemicals. It's not! It's some of the cleanest water in Northern Europe, and is packed with life. Having said that, you do occasionally see the odd fin, tentacle or giant eye emerging from the briny water. Run for your life! The Behemoth is coming, and he'll steal your ice-cream.

Real locations used:
We are hoping that's the Boscarn Hotel over the zombies shoulder in pic #2. It would be truly spectacular if a classic B-Movie Monster mash was filmed just round the corner from Darkling Room and Shadow Tor Studios.

Horror rating: 9/10!
(B-Movie Monster Mash)


(Thanks to Mari from Penzance and the Shellseekers Guest House in Looe for offering to help locate the film).


 
Hammer House of Horror! Stephanie Beecham with flower.  Editted for nudity. Gothic horror. David Carradine.


Title: A Distant Scream (also known as 'Dying Truth')
Starring: David Carradine, Stephanie Beacham, Stephen Greif.
Date: 1986
Type: Television Film

What is it? : Cheap but dependable anthology story.

Description:
'Kill Bill' main man himself, David Carradine, leads this slightly shonky TV movie from the mid-eighties. On its own, it has a few pluses, but as part of the Hammer House of Horror anthology it's a weak link. Still, there's lots to like. Blake's 7 chief leather clad villain Stephen Grief offers good support alongside Dynasty's Stephanie Beecham, while the Cornish riviera looks suitably glam as a backdrop to this peculiar story. A middle class couple, Carradine and Beecham, are staying in a coastal hotel. She is woken, nightly, by the screams of a dying man, who appears to be re-enacting his own murder. The plot thickens when the spectre of the man appears to be her husband. Is the ghost a dire warning, or just an image from the future? There's a touch of M.R.James about this story, which is best viewed alongside the other stories which made up this patchy anthology to save money.

Good for Cornwall:
The hotel is vaguely glamorous, and the seaside town is suitably silly.

Bad for Cornwall:
Nothing. Ghosts can appear anywhere, whether they are premonitions or anniversary.

Real locations used:
Tye Rock Hotel, Porthleven, Coverack Harbour, Million Cove, Kynance Cove.

Horror rating: 3/10
(Cheap TV suspense)

 
Devil's feet? They look like Watson's! Holmes & Watson on the Cornish Coast. Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes. The Nine Maidens


Title: The Return of Sherlock Holmes : The Devil's Foot
Starring: Jeremy Brett and Edward Hardwicke.
Date: 1986
Type: Television Film

What is it? : TV's best Holmes explores the Cornish moors.

Description:
Everyone's favourite Holmes, Jeremy Brett, stars in this faithful adaptation of Conan Doyle's lesser known work. Many cornish locations, including the real Nine Maidens stone circle, are used effectively in a drama that can be described as deeply sombre. Brett is at his most eccentric, with Hardwicke's Watson lending expert back up.

The story finds Holmes and Watson escaping London for the good of Holmes failing health and state of mind. As always with a Holmes story, it is not long before a body is discovered and a mystery presents itself. In the case of The Devil's Foot, the story is most uncanny and eerie. It is an example of Doyle at his most esoteric. A deep fascination with the supernatural oozes from the page, as many Cornish Moorland sites come into play.

From the story:
"On the land side our surroundings were as sombre as on the sea. It was a country of rolling moors, lonely and dull-coloured, with an occasional church tower to mark the site of some oldworld village. In every direction upon these moors there were traces of some vanished race which had passed utterly away, and left as its sole record strange monuments of stone, irregular mounds which contained the burned ashes of the dead, and curious earthworks which hinted at prehistoric strife. The glamour and mystery of the place, with its sinister atmosphere of forgotten nations, appealed to the imagination of my friend, and he spent much of his time in long walks and solitary meditations upon the moor". - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Good for Cornwall:
Holmes on Cornwall moors! That can never be a bad thing.

Bad for Cornwall:
Very little. Conan Doyle writes the mysterious moorland as a moody backdrop for murder.

Real locations used:
Boskednan - Nine Maidens standing stones in Cornwall, the Lizard Peninsula - Kynance Cove (again!), Mounts Bay, Lanyon Quoit, Cadgwith, W. Penwith Moors.

Horror rating: 6/10
(Moody moorland mystery)

 
Barrow Hill Mobile horrors. CCTV evidence. An almost perfect re-creation on St.Keynes Well.


Title: Barrow Hill: Curse of the Ancient Circle (alt: Archaeology meets Adventure)
Starring: Emma Harry, Matt Clark and Jonathan Boakes .
Date: 2006
Type: PC Adventure Game

What is it? : Creepy, B-Movie style adventure game set around an ancient druidic stone circle.

Description:
With nods to Hammer Horror, classic children's television, horror movies and classic adventure games, Barrow Hill delivers a spooky slice of Cornish pie, with lots of eerie topping. The leafy lanes, dark ancient woodlands and Celtic monuments which make up the county are lovingly re-created in pre-rendered 3D, with a chilling soundtrack to match. Personal knowledge, and meticulous research has enabled the developers (Shadow Tor Studios) to create a realistic, yet frightful, version of the Cornish world. It's not all prettiness either, as there's a strong sense of cynicism which runs through the game, with nice locations sitting uncomfortably alongside dated Service Stations, naff food and corney neo-paganism. The puzzles, which are scattered generously, can be solved using logic and brain power, which builds up to a satisfying climax in the stone circle itself.

Quote: "Somewhere deep within the woods a timeless force is stirring. Beneath the ancient burial mound, known locally as Barrow Hill, a forgotten myth awakes.".

More info: Barrow Hill: Curse of the Ancient Circle

Good for Cornwall: The woods are lush, dense and spooky. Stone Circles are eerie and magical. Good for tourism.

Bad for Cornwall:
The standing stones that litter the county can kill you by torching your flesh! Eeek!

Real locations used:
Based loosely on the area around the Duloe Stone Circle, and Looe Valley.
See 'The Real Barrow Hill' feature for an interactive map of the area.

Horror rating: 8/10
(There's a something nasty waiting for you in the woods!)


Barrow Hill News Clipping


Quote:
"Somewhere deep within the woods a timeless force is stirring. Beneath the ancient burial mound, known locally as Barrow Hill, a forgotten myth awakes.".

More info: Barrow Hill: Curse of the Ancient Circle

Good for Cornwall: The woods are lush, dense and spooky. Stone Circles are eerie and magical.

Bad for Cornwall:
The standing stones that litter the county can kill you by torching your flesh! Eeek!

Real locations used:
Based loosely on the area around the Duloe Stone Circle, and Looe Valley. See 'The Real Barrow Hill' feature for an interactive map of the area.

Horror rating: 8/10
(There's a something nasty waiting for you in the woods!)

 
I dreamt I went to Manderley again.... Mrs.Danvers is EVIL. Rebecca. The gorgeous Maxim de Winter.


Title: Rebecca
Starring: Laurence Olivier, Joan Fontaine. Directed by Alfred Hitchcock.
Date: 1940
Type: Film

What is it? : The best screen adaptation, of Daphne Du Maurier's novel, to date. Classic.

Description:
A young, shy, ladies companion falls for Olivier's Maxim De Winter while exploring the glamour of Monte Carlo. Whisked off her feet, the couple return to Maxim's country estate by the cliffs in Cornwall. Known as Manderley, the house hides many secrets, dangers and a melancholy history. It is here that the 'second Mrs. de Winter' discovers the truth regarding Maxim's first wife, and comes up against the formidable housekeeper, the frightful Mrs.Danvers.

From the story:
"Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again. It seemed to me I stood by the iron gate leading to the drive and for a while I could not enter, for the way was barred to me".

Good for Cornwall:
Romance, Olivier, cliff tops and Hitchcock. A fabulous combination.

Bad for Cornwall:
The police are a little on the slow side. Never build a big estate on cliff tops!

Real locations used:
Gribben Peninsula, Fowey house 'Menabilly' was Du Maurier's inspiration for Manderley.

Horror rating: 5/10
(Gorgeous black and white mystery, low on horrors)

 
The Omen is coming....to Cornwall. Devil's like Fox Hunting in jodpurs. Satan's Baby, in a cravat. Give the man a tissue.


Title: The Omen III: Final Conflict
Starring: Sam Neill, Lisa Harrow and Rossano Brazi .
Date: 1981
Type: Film

What is it? : The anti-christ is here! In Cornwall! 666 indeed.

Description:
The tired anti-christ franchise takes a truly bizarre twist when Damien Thorn (now played by Sam Neill) is made Ambassador to Britain, which conveniently fits with his need to stop the second coming of Jesus. The Naverine is due to pop out somewhere in Southern England. The prophecies warn Demonic Damien that the 'Isle of Angels' will be the place, so he hops, skips and jumps over to Blighty to murder any Jesus lookalikes. While searching for the new English Christ, Damien also finds time to fox hunt, socialise, murder a few monks and fall in love (seriously!). It's utterly bonkers, but does feature Cornwall. Whether the idea that the anti-christ took timeout in the county is good for PR is anyone's guess.

Quote:
"My disciples will inherit the earth! ".

Good for Cornwall:
The devil's spawn likes the Cornish landscape. That's quite a recommendation.

Bad for Cornwall:
It's all murder, mayhem and apocalyptic danger. Oddly, many of the locations used for filming are thought to be haunted or are known to be connected with curses and carnage. Does Thorn know something we don't?

Real locations used:
Luxulyan, St Austell, Prideaux Place (as seen in TV's Most Haunted), Padstow, Roche Rock (The area is reputed to be haunted by a miner, he makes his presence known either by making noises within the chapel, or by a shadow that flits from rock to rock with no earthly presence to cast it).

Horror rating: 7/10
(The Devil makes work for idle thumbs)

 
The Uninvited. Spooky goings on. Ray Milland. Funny coloured faces.


Title: The Uninvited
Starring: Ray Milland and Ruth Hussey.
Date: 1943
Type: Film

What is it? : Chilling haunted house mystery.

Description:
A brother and sister move into an eerie house, perched on the cliff tops in Cornwall (again!). Strange phenomena startle the siblings, as they grow to realise the house is haunted. They meet with the daughter of the previous occupants, who throws some light on the scary events taking place at the house. Flowers wilt when brought into the building, strange unnatural chills make some rooms uninhabitable and the scent of mimosas drifts throughout the house. None of that sounds too terrifying, but I am assured the clever direction and subtle chills are very effective.

Tagline:
"The most popular Mystery Romance since Rebecca!"

Good for Cornwall:
Haunted houses are good for business.

Bad for Cornwall:
What is it with Cornwall and cliff top houses?

Real locations used:
Goodness knows. Tracking down a copy of this film (in the UK) is near impossible.

Horror rating: 7/10
(Effective chills are promised, if you can find a copy)

 
Doctor Who is here! Squint, and you can make out a figure descending to a shoreline. Samuel Pike. A pirate no less! William Hartnell in a staring competition with The Smugglers.


Title: Doctor Who and the Smugglers
Starring: William Hartnell.
Date: 1943
Type: Television and audio CD

What is it? : Doctor Who meets Cornish Smugglers.

Description:
The rugged Cornwall of days gone by is the scene for first Doctor William Hartnell's 1966 foray into the murky world of pirates and smugglers in 17th Century Cornwall. A cryptic rhyme holds the key to the location of buried treasure, but many men will kill to discover it's whereabouts. The local squire is the ring leader of 'The Avery Boys', who kidnap the doctor. Only the doctor's wits, and his funky companions (1960's Polly and Ben), will save him. Eventually, the militia and customs men turn up to clap the crims in irons. Hurrah!

One of the first Doctor Who adventures to feature outside filming, on location. The good news is, they decided it was best to film Cornwall rather than a mock up version by the Thames, in London. Sadly, the increasingly cranky lead actor chose to stay in London, meaning the outdoor Doctor is actually a double. Shocking!

Sadly, little still exists of this adventure. The few clips that are in existence were found loitering in Australia. Look in the attic, the shed and the junk room, as there may still be a Doctor Who adventure hidden away. The audio book version is effectively abridged by Anneke Wills, should you fancy experiencing the tale.

Great link:
The complete story can be experienced via the BBC website here: The Smugglers

Good for Cornwall:
Doctor Who has been to Cornwall. Yay! A traditional smuggling tale with buried treasure located by solving clues. Classic!

Bad for Cornwall:
Nothing. The life depicted is romanticised, and the Doctor saves the day.

Real locations used:
Coves, harbours and landscapes around Nanjizel Beach. From the BBC website: "Director Julia Smith, later to find fame as co-creator of Eastenders, was not content to shoot in a quarry either. Instead, she took her crew to west Cornwall for a full week to shoot footage at Sennen, Porthcurno, Helston, Breage church, Ruan Minor church and Church Cove, Gunwalloe".

Horror rating: 4/10
(It's 1960's Doctor Who, not Hammer Horror)

 
Straw Dogs. What does that mean?! A village scene. Devoid of people. Dustin Hoffman. Looking pensive. Susan George. Looking lovely.


Title: Straw Dogs
Starring: Dustin Hoffman and Susan George.
Date: 1971
Type: FILM

What is it? : Banned for years, Dustin versus the Cornish is a violent diversion.

Description:
A tedious (some say 'mild-mannered') American scientist turns up in the county, and proceeds to spend more time with his blackboard than his pretty young wife. She gets rather bored, and takes part in a dangerous experiment with the local workmen, hired to fix a dilapidated roof. It all ends in tears, as Hoffman's passive everyman must resort to extreme violence to protect his home, his wife and a simple-minded killer (horror stalwart David Warner). The final half hour of the movie does little to make up for over an hour of peculiar pedantic pondering, but the violence which ensues earn 't the film a glorious 'Banned in the UK' tag. A puzzling, prolonged rape scene, also helped bolster the film from just being peculiar to immortal cult status. Each to their own, I guess.

Review quote:
"Peckinpah works with such power and artistry that we accept his totems and taboos and even find ourselves cheering like willing barbarians at Hoffman's brutal battle to the death". - Newsweek

Good for Cornwall:
Umm..... roof tiling is a good, healthy industry?

Bad for Cornwall: VERY.
Probably the worst PR for the county, ever. The locals are either hunting violent maniacs, creepy retarded killers or useless bystanders. I'd love to say that none of the above exist in the county, but (cough), I can't.

Real locations used:
Extensive filming in and around St Buryan, Lamorna Cove Cornwall.

Horror rating: 7/10
(Nasty, puzzling, sexy...oh, and a bit boring in places)

 
Clash of the Titans. The Medusa has one final role to play. The Kraken awakes. Pegasus to the rescue. Glorious!


Title: Clash of the Titans
Starring: Laurence Olivier, Maggie Smith.
Date: 1981
Type: FILM

What is it? : Thrilling Greek myths. An Epic Entertainment Spectacular!

Description:
A toga-ripping epic adventure, with riddles, huge Harryhausen stop-motion monsters, a virtually nude
Harry Hamlin, Dame Maggie Smith as a beheaded statue and Sir Laurence as Zeus himself. What more can you wish for? Well, you can marvel at the Kraken, giggle at the mechanical owl, fear the Medusa or titter at some of the dialogue. For example, Maggie Smith's character, Thetis, gets this to say about the lusty advances of Zeus: "Why, once he even tried to ravish me disguised as a cuttlefish". Oh dear.

With location filming in Italy, Malta and Spain, you may be wondering why Clash of the Titans is here on the 'Horror in Cornwall' page....well......some scenes were filmed right here in the county. Oh yes! For example, our heroes, Danae and Perseus, are cast adrift from a Cornish cove.

Good for Cornwall:
Greek myths in the Celtic heartland? That has to be good.

Bad for Cornwall:
The Cornish filming doubles for the Med. Brrrrr.

Real locations used:
Goodness knows. If anyone knows where the locations are, please email.

Horror rating: 7/10
(The Medusa is a Harryhausen masterpiece)

 
Dark Fall II: Lights Out A lonely lighthouse keeper. Spooky man! Trewarthan Harbour, based on Polperro.


Title: Dark Fall 2: Lights Out
Starring: Jonathan Boakes, Matt Clark and Philip Philippou.
Date: 2004
Type: PC Adventure Game

What is it? : Haunted lighthouse tale with Flannan Isle roots.

Description:
Inspired by the real life events at The Flannan Isle Lighthouse, in 1900, this sequel to 2002's Dark Fall finds the player exploring a rock based lighthouse off the coast of Cornwall, where the three 'keepers' have vanished. Set in four different time zones, the player must discover what happened to the lighthouse keepers, what is causing the time distortions and escape the gloomy island with their sanity.

Review Quote:
"While traveling through the dark lighthouse, I would hear footsteps coming up the steps and then silence. I didn’t move for fear of scaring myself, but I was also frozen with what could happen next".

Good for Cornwall:
The creepy harbour town looks suitably Cornish. The Lighthouse, itself, is romantic and eerie.

Bad for Cornwall:
The town Doctor is part of a dark conspiracy. No-one cares too much about the cursed Lighthouse.

Real locations used:
Trewarthan Harbour is based on Polperro, on the south coast, while the Eddystone Lighthouse is a fitting counterpart, 12 miles out at sea.

Horror rating: 6/10
(Spooky ghosthunting adventure)

 
The deceased Randall & Hopkirk (deceased) Freaks! A harbour scene. A creepy straw man stalks the streets.


Title: Randall & Hopkirk (deceased) : O Happy Isle
Starring: George Baker, John Sessions, Tom Baker, Vic Reeves and Ameilia Fox.
Date: 2002
Type: Television

What is it? : Comedy thriller with supernatural shenanigans.

Description:
Jeff and Jeanie are investigating a suspected murder on Strait Isle, a "very small island" with its own laws and parliament. For example, practicing homosexual acts Is illegal. The Laird is Barry Pomeroy, an insane man who hates people so much he’s trying to stop reproduction by turning the world’s male population into homosexuals (yes, you did read that correctly).

Called in by the mother of murdered boy Curtis Knowle, they discover that his sexuality wasn’t the reason for his murder, but that the boy had accidentally discovered Pomeroy’s plans. Mixing a chemical – Tiriseas 28 – with Boohay’s Organic Lager, Iron Man, it has the effect of ultimately changing the sex of the drinker.

Referencing genre classics such as The Wicker Man, O Happy Isle is partly successful at raising a few smiles and thrilling during the action sequences. The episode is best viewed as part of the full season (which is highly recommended), and passes 45 minutes happily. Some clumsy scripting suggests homophobia, but it certainly wasn't intentional.

Good for Cornwall: The South West's northern coast looks suitably dark and gloomy. The cobbled streets and briny harbour look wonderfully 'Ealing'. Beers and ales are brewed locally, and enjoyed by all. Free homosexuality for all guests.

Bad for Cornwall:
Strait Isle??!! The locals are inbred, toothless maniacs in need of some serious male bonding. Don't drink the local beers!

Real locations used:
No true Cornish locations, as Clovelly (passing at Strait Isle) is actually in Devon. It's almost on the border, and deserves a place in this list. The episode, of Randall & Hopkirk, utilises many of the village locations, and oozes creepy charm.

Horror rating: 6/10
(Wicker Man Madness)

 
A Place to Die. Fish eye lenses were big in the 70's. John Turner as Bart the Shopkeeper. Don't shop there. A creepy dummy which causes death! 'Mad Nick' the Devil's bachelor.


Title: A Place to Die (Thriller)
Starring: Alexandra Hay, Bryan Marshall and John Turner.
Date: 1973
Type: Television Film

What is it? : Devil worship is small English village.

Description:
This film has to be seen to be believed. It's utterly bonkers, painfully predictable but fantastic fun for those who like a little satanism with their serials. Alexandra Hay plays 'Tessa Nelson', the pretty young wife who moves to the county with her husband, Dr.Bruce Nelson. Hay's 'performance' is one of the strangest I have seen. Her accent flips from French to Russian via the US, while the mannerisms are borderline psychotic. In one scene she appears to beat herself up with a posy of violets for no apparent reason, or takes solace in the mornings milk sniffing. It could be painful to watch, but is more likely to have you in floods of happy tears.

Thankfully, the creepy village folk have 'evil plans' for Tessa, as she is the...wait for it...."pale moon, pale gold lady". No, I don't know what that means either. Nevertheless, it doesn't stop the villagers planning an exotic marriage between herself and the village idiot, a truly disturbing character referred to as 'Mad Nick'. By fornicating with Nick, Tessa will allow the villagers to commune with the Devil, and command his assistance. Presumably, they need Satan's help with the jam making, village fete and cottage gardening. Highly recommended.

Good for Cornwall: No, not really. It's all in-bred yokels with cloven feet. No joke. Mind you, the village looks nice, and the verges are immaculate.

Bad for Cornwall:
Little people, Lady Day and Satanism. Just a normal day in the west country. Hurrah.

Real locations used:
Not known. Reference is made to 'the little people', and 'Lady Day'. Both are thought to be old traditions in East Cornwall. The episode was, undoubtedly, filmed in the midlands, or Essex.

Horror rating: 7/10 (As silly as it is stupendous)

 
The Ghost Train! All aboard. Pointing the finger. Waiting. In the waiting room.


Title: The Ghost Train
Starring: Arthur Askey, Richard Murdoch and Kathleen Harrison.
Date: 1941
Type: Television Film

What is it? : Stranded passengers spend the night in haunted Cornish train station.

Description:
22nd June, 1940: A diverse collection of passengers find themselves stranded at a Cornish train station, after missing their connecting train. Taking shelter in the waiting room, the group begin to suspect something strange is about to happen (courtesy of a creepy station master). A corpse, a ghost and a deranged woman all turn up to scare the folks away, but to no effect. Something wishes to pass by the station, unseen. Spoiler: (if such a thing can exist in an Askey film) A group of Cornish based Nazi sympathisers are running nocturnal trains in secret. Naughty.

Good for Cornwall: Very. The station is quaint, old fashioned and set in a pretty position (even though only seen at night). The branch line, featured, could easily be the Looe to Liskeard Valley Line, which has served the authors of these very pages many times over.

Bad for Cornwall:
'Star' of the show, Arthur Askey is awful, as usual. Why, oh why, did he manage to find work? Apart from that, there's something highly dubious about Nazi sympathisers hiding out in Cornish harbour towns, and running dodgy night time trains to aid Germany's assault on Europe.

Real locations used:
The coastal line through Devon is seen in the first few minutes, but the rest of the film is studio based. Some have reported that the film was shot in Liskeard. Nope! Look again, it's all studio set. The real Liskeard Station is quite similar, with a branch line to a nearby harbour town, just like the one in the film.

Horror rating: 3/10
(Rubbish Arthur Askey nonsense. Be warned, at one point he wears tights!)

 
Haunters of the Deep A lonely tin mine of the Cornish Coast. Endless tunnels and passages. Watch out for Spriggans. Cornwall's abandoned tin mines.


Title: The Haunters of the Deep
Starring: Amy Taylor, Bob Sherman and Gary Simmons.
Date: 1985
Type: Film

What is it? : The re-opening of an abandoned Tin Mine stirs up ghostly phenomena.

Description:
Directed by Andrew Bogle, for The Children's Film Foundation. This, supposedly, haunting film is a bit of a mystery in itself. I am unable to locate any copies, screens or official outline. So, I'll publish what I've heard so far, in the hope that details emerge in the future. The illustrations, above, are not from the film, but do show Cornish Tin Mines and tunnels.

From the IMdB: "Being Cornish and brought up with the history of tin mining, this film is quite special to me. Filmed in and around various locations in Cornwall, it depicts the story of two your children who get trapped down a mine with a group of miners.The 'Haunters' of the title refers to the 'Spiggins' - ghosts of child miners who reside in the mine and are said to bring evil to all that mine there. Events take place with an American wanting to invest in local tin mining, but when the young local kid Josh is plagued by sightings of the ghost of a young boy, he and his american 'girlfriend' set out to unravel the mystery behind his death, climaxing in the rescue of themselves and several miners from almost certain death when a new shaft is opened and the Spiggins save them. Top film, albeit low budget and short, but worth a look if you're from Cornwall and/or into tin mining!
" Original version: http://indie.imdb.com/title/tt0087389/

From the EOFF: (Spoilers) "Haunters of the Deep [1985] was the longest film to date [a whopping 61 minutes] from the aforementioned Andrew Bogle, director of the quietly impressive Dark Water [1979]. Sadly, it also seems to have been his last film. Made for the Children’s Film and Television Foundation, it stars Amy Taylor as Becky Roche, the daughter of the American president of Aminco Mining [Bob Sherman] who arrive in Cornwall intending to reopen an old tin mine. Becky falls in with a local boy, Josh [Gary Simmons] who sees the ghostly figure of a young boy lurking in the local cemetery. The children learn that the boy, Billy Bray [Philip Martin] was killed in a cave-in at the mine and is now trying to warn that history is about to repeat itself. Sure enough, a cave-in traps Roche, Josh’s older brother Daniel [Peter Larstrom] and two other men. Thanks to local eccentric Captain Tregellis [Andrew Keir] and the ghosts of those killed in the earlier accident, Josh and Becky are able to find an escape route in the side of the cliff and lead the men to safety. As the sea crashes in through the cave-in, Billy’s restless spirit is laid to rest."
Original version: http://www.eofftv.com/shorts/?page_id=4


Good for Cornwall: Obviously. The Children's Film Foundation was/is famous for it's lightly moralistic, but entertaining, stories. I can imagine the film is a hoot, and shows Cornwall in a very good light.

Bad for Cornwall:
Tin mining pops its head up again. Screenplay writers really do love the idea that there's something strange loitering at the bottom of the tunnels. The reality is, the mines are ruins of a former industry, which are being reclaimed by the land.

Real locations used:
Most definitely. The Children's Film Foundation was well known for its location filming, and spunky storylines. A whole generation of kids, myself included, grew up on the foundations diverse material. Mari, from Penzance, was kind enough to provide me with some locations details:

The village where Captain Tregillis' cottage is located is Portloe, on the south coast. The cottage is easily located and is on the coastal path. The path where the children chase the captain up the hill to his cottage, and the seat on the way up, are actually on the other side of the tiny harbour, but it's been edited to make it look as though the path leads to the cottage. The Lugger Hotel is also featured at some point in the film - I think someone is having a cup of coffee somewhere along the line (can't remember exactly). The tin mines where the spriggins are, are on the north coast - the name of them escapes me for the moment. The lanes where Josh and his brother are riding their bikes are near these tin mines. I don't know the location of the churchyard where Billy Bray is buried. There is a lot of skilful editing in this film which wouldn't be evident unless you know the various locations.

Further more, the mine used for location filming is known as the Ding Dong Mine: website.


Horror rating: 8/10
(spooky goings on down the mine)

 
Chrome Doctor Who logo.  Battlefield. Morgaine and the annoying 7th Doctor. The Destroyer. Pwooaar! 7th Doctor, Bessie (car) and Ace.


Title: Doctor Who: Battlefield
Starring: Sylvester McCoy, Sophie Aldred, Nicholas Courtney and Jean Marsh.
Date: 1989
Type: Television Series (4 parts)

What is it? : The Doctor is revealed as Merlin while Arthurian Knights battle across Cornwall.

Description:
The Doctor (in his 7th incarnation) and Ace receive a mysterious distress signal and land in the Earth village of Carbury, which is near to Lake Vortigen, the mythical resting place of King Arthur's sword. Hot on their heels are a troop of Arthurian nights from another dimension, two UNIT brigadiers (Lethbridge Stewert returns to the character after an absence of several years). Morgaine, the villainous mother of Mordred, has come to Lake Vortigan to locate Excaliber, Arthur and Merlin (who she believes is the Doctor himself). When her plans go awry, she unleashes the monstrous Destroyer (who cops it within minutes) and threatens the world with a great big nuclear missile.

This really isn't Doctor Who at it's best. It can be generously described as Arthurian panto, not unlike the tosh churned out by the Hallmark Channel. The day-glo visuals, costumes (red tights!) and references to old Who lend no favours, which leaves only the sheer silliness of the story as a feeble recommendation. If you are a potential Who fan, you might find the lightness and bluster entertaining, anyone else will find Battlefield rather embarrassing.

Best bit: The Destroyer rips off his armour to reveal a hairy blue chest underneath, while snarling and grunting.
Worst bit: Sylvester McCoy and his casting as Doctor Who.

The Doctor: "Machines of death, screaming from above. Of light, brighter than the sun. Not a war between armies nor a war between nations, but just death, death gone mad. The child, who looks up into the sky, his eyes turn to cinders. No more tears, only ashes".

Good for Cornwall: Arthurian Knights stomping (and occasionally mincing) around the Cornish Countryside is a startling image. Lake Vortigan looks very pretty, even if it is fictional. The pub/hotel is warm and welcoming. Archaeology is represented quite nicely.

Bad for Cornwall:
Nothing much. The production team do 'blow up' Lake Vortigan, but that's about it.

Real locations used:
Although set in the West Country, the story was actually filmed in Leicester and Lincolnshire, for no obvious reason.

Horror rating: 6/10
(The Destroyer is a great scary costume)

 
Bold, big, titles. Love it. Death by RED! Cornwall!! Yay!! That's handy.  A corpse.


Title: The Nightmare Man
Starring: Celia Imrie, James Warwick and Maurice Roëves.
Date: 1981
Type: Television Series (4 parts)

What is it? : Something ghastly is slaughtering, and eating, terrified Islanders.

Description:
As a thick mist descends upon the island of Inverdee, something truly nasty begins to hunt the the islanders down, one by one. Ravaged, dismembered bodies have been discovered, along with one man's last broadcast, as he fights to the death with a radioactive ravenous beast. Is the beast from the island's folklore, outer space or somewhere less exotic?

The Nightmare Man is a powerful television series, that scared the living daylights out of those who saw it, back in the 1980's. A recent DVD release has resulted in a rejuvenated cult following, and allowed a whole new generation to marvel at Robert Holmes skillful screenplay adapted from the book ''Child of Vodyanoi' by David Wiltshire. Dudley Simpson (best known for his Doctor Who incidental music) provides a suitably chilling musical score, while the cast (including the fantastic Celia Imrie) deliver their (occasionally cheesy) dialogue with conviction. The drama comes highly recommended for those who like effective scares, suggested violence and neat endings.

More information: Television Heaven

Good for Cornwall: Very! As the mist rolls in, something nasty is waiting on the moors to tear your flesh apart! It's an atmospheric mood piece, with great location filming. Cornwall looks wonderfully scary.

Bad for Cornwall:
Not really. Padstow and Port Isaac were supposed to be Scotland!

Real locations used:
Locations in Cornwall include Port Isaac, Padstow and Tintagel youth hostel, Splatt (lovely name!) at Longhouse, near Rock. Daymer Beach at Trebetheric. St Enodoc Golf Course and Club. Port Gaverne. Trebarwith Strand. Higher Hendra Farm. The UK DVD release includes an excellent guide booklet, with information regarding the shoot, locations and productions details.

Horror rating: 8/10
(Dictaphone death plus slideshow carnage equals pure terror!)

 
The Reptile! SSSsssssss!!!! Fangs for caring. Ol'Yellow eyes is back!


Title: The Reptile
Starring: Noel Willman, Jennifer Daniel, Ray Barrett and Jacqueline Pearce.
Date: 1966
Type: Film

What is it? : Secretive Doctor keeps daughter hidden away for good reason.

Description:
Directed by the talent behind 'Plague of the Zombies' (John Gilling), The Reptile continues Hammer Studios adoration for all things spooky, ghastly and Cornish. The mist shrouded moors are a backdrop to human body horror, as Jacqueline Pearce transforms into The Reptile of the title. The mysterious Dr.Franklyn keeps his daughter locked away from view, knowing full well that she is cursed by the 'Ourang Sancto', or 'snake people' of Borneo. After transforming into a slinky, slidey, snaky reptile, Pearce goes out looking for dinner, which normally means biting one of the villagers.

Jacqueline Pearce on the make-up: "It took a long time... I remember mostly how restricting the makeup for “The Reptile” was to work in... It was not fun. It was very painful and claustrophobic".

More info at HorrorSeek: The Reptile

Good for Cornwall: Clagmoor, as a village, doesn't actually exist. Reptile freak women will bite villagers and visitors, so watch out if holidaying in the area. My advice, take some bite cream.

Bad for Cornwall:
Death by reptile bite can't be good for tourism? Surely? Also, the good old "they don't like strangers round here" gets uttered by the pub landlord. Everyone in the pub stops talking when visitors walk in.

Real locations used:
Probably none at all. Hammer had a large studio, decent sets and the midlands to film in. It's a shame that Cornwall doesn't feature for real, but Hammer's take on the county more than makes up for it.

Horror rating: 8/10
(SSSsssssssss......she's coming to eat you!)